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    <description>Not every apple is built for the long haul, and no amount of newspaper will save a Discovery from itself. A myth-busting guide to which British varieties genuinely keep, the three storage camps worth arguing about, and a six-week taste test that separates the Christmas heroes from the compost.</description>
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